Kektus von Kek

Kektus von Kek, is an stupid penguin who is a PASCAR driver, and appears in random places at random times. He isn't really a captain, and it is unknown why he is called so. his father Topkek von Kek was also a PASCAR driver, and is also a EQF agent like Puffles von Face and Pengy D.

Background
Kektus hatched in the year 1991 from an egg laid by his mother, but it is unknown where (possibly on Penguin Island). When he was young, he possibly went to school, but it is unknown if he actually did. When he did, his least favorite subject was possibly math.

Biography
Kektus is known to appear in random places at random times, like right behind you right now. That's why almost everyone knows that he exists. However, he mostly appears in places where EQF agents are doing something. Also, he is quite annoying, and he almost never says something that is not stupid. Because of that, many penguins consider him a nuisance, and try to avoid him.

Involvement
In 2017, after Puffles von Face decided to become a PASCAR driver, Kektus decided to do that, as well. He became one, and now he is in the Dank Meme Racing team and his number is 37. Currently, he hasn't won any races. If someone asks him if he will win any races in the future, he always answers with "top kektus".

Abilities and weaknesses
It is unknown, but, he is good at qualifying, and in which one race, he qualified at first, well for now.

Trivia

 * top kek
 * A lot of penguins mistakenly think he's dead as his name is a dead meme. He likes to scare these penguins during Halloween.